Whatever you do, DON’T call your local rock station and ask for Halestorm’s “Love Bites (So Do I),” understand? There’ll be big trouble if you do.

(Reverse psychology. Did it work?) 

By request, we’re hitting KILO on Colorado Springs! Call 719-633-KILO and ask them to crank up Halestorm’s “Love Bites (So Do I)!”

Finally, Halestorm has come back to The Rock in Kansas City! Call 866-989-ROCK and tell them you want “Love Bites (So Do I)!”

Call 95 WIIL Rock a call at 800-223-9510 now and see if they WIIL let Chicago hear Halestorm’s “Love Bites (So Do I)!”

Here’s a neat trick: Dial your local rock station’s number on any phone. Ask for “Love Bites (So Do I)” by Halestorm. If you did it right, kickass rock music will start coming out of your radio!

Practice a few times a day and it’ll become second nature. It’s great for impressing people at parties!

Emergency! TK101 in Pensacola ISN’T playing Halestorm’s “Love Bites (So Do I)!” I’ll stay here and try to help, you call 888-357-ROCK! QUICK!

99X isn’t doing southwest Florida any favors by not playing Halestorm! Call 239-430-WJBX and demand “Love Bites (So Do I) now!”

Halestorm’s back with a vengeance, so call 800-520-1067 now and tell KROQ in Los Angeles to give “Pumped Up Kicks” a rest already and play “Love Bites (So Do I)!”

How’s your local rock station doing, Halestorm-ally speaking? Not good? Tell them to get “Love Bites (So Do I)” on the air right away!

There’s not enough Halestorm in Spokane, Washington! Call Rock 94-1/2 now at 509-744-0945 and tell them to play “Love Bites (So Do I)!”